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Monday, June 16, 2003 “WHY Y’ALL GAGGING SO ?... SHE BRING IT TO YOU EVERY BALL”BEYONCE is the motherfuckin’ shit ! her new video is totally busted ! say goodbye to J-LO, adios to BRITNEY and tah-tah to CHRISTINA, because the true queen has risen to claim her rightful throne. yes, mommy...the child of destiny is taking severe measures to let these other female perpetrators know it, learn it and have it !!! enter the era of BEYONCE, long live the QUEEN ! SISTERS ARE DOIN IT... saturday morning, i got up early to attend my 4 year old niece’s dance recital. all three of my sisters were there, too, and we had a blast later at lunch catching up on everything. that night, me and “broken foot TOM” stopped by FRANNIE GOLDE’ birthday party at her beautiful beverly hills home. JODY WATLEY sang her hit song DON’T YOU WANT ME, which she co-wrote with FRANNIE. SANTA MONICA PIER from 10:30 til midnight tonight, i rode my bicycle around at the beach. i love my new bike, it was only $75 at TARGET. this afternoon, TIKO took me to EATON CANYON (in PASADENA) where we hiked to the waterfall and almost got eaten alive (pun intended) by the mosquitoes. . | Permalink Wednesday, June 11, 2003 PHANTOM OF THE PARADISEi truly enjoy going to the country line dancing club, but i’ve seriously considered stopping because of “the phantom farter”. one of the weekly boot scootin’ regulars launches an air raid attack on us innocent honky tonkers with as much fire power as a nuclear weapon of mass destruction. i’m talkin’ toxic waste-skin burning-eye watering-no lye relaxer smelling farts. you know, the kind of farts that should be treated under medical supervision. maybe it’s more than one person doing it. maybe it’s the ritual of some secret society within the club, where all the members meet for dinner at TACO BELL, then high tail it over to the club to “light up” the dancefloor. thankfully, there are industrial size fans blowing oxygen onto the dancefloor for some relief, but i don’t know what else to do, short of wearing a gas mask to the club. POPCORN tonight marked the third night in a row that i went to the movies. i haven’t seen any of the summer blockbusters yet, but i will eventually. tonight i saw THE SHAPE OF THINGS, monday night was THE TRIP and sunday night was FRIENDS AND FAMILY. i enjoyed them all, but i particularly dug THE SHAPE OF THINGS. maybe tomorrow night i’ll see THE WHALE RIDER. IT’S ON-LINE SHOPPING FROM NOW ON i went to VIRGIN to buy the new ANNIE LENNOX album and the new LUTHER VANDROSS album, but they didn’t have the LUTHER. fuck VIRGIN ! it’s not the first time this has happened. meanwhile, the record companies and the retailers are complaining about loss sales to the internet. i ended up getting the ANNIE LENNOX, plus three ANITA O’DAY cd’s that i didn’t already have. that’s the last time they’ll see me darken their doors. no more listening to their hideous in-store music and trying to get information out of employees who are devoid of any knowledge of pop music history. . | Permalink Monday, June 09, 2003 ENCOUNTERSok, i admit it, i haven’t felt like sitting here and writing my blog lately. i’m just not in the mood. here’s a brief recap of the past week: yesterday, sunday, i went to a barbecue at LINDA STOKES house. LINDA is a fashion designer for performers. she designed the “no scrubs” outfits for TLC and CHER’S opening ouch-fit for “divas las vegas” last year. SCHERRIE PAYNE of THE SUPREMES made the ribs, the hot links and the barbecue chicken, which were the best i’ve ever had (yes, i cheated on my diet...big time ! oops, did i say diet ? i meant “lifestyle”) SAMI McKINNEY cooked everything else, including hot water cornbread, fried corn, collard greens, macaroni and cheese, potato salad and fried chicken. it was so fucking good !!! i actually had small portions, knowing that i’d have to pay for it later at the gym. saturday night, i went to the retro-disco night they have at OIL CAN HARRY’S on ventura blvd. everybody there was my age and older, which made me feel ancient. alot of men were featuring spandex shirts to accent their potbelly, a very hot look. (note to self: allow people to dress however the fuck they want to without judging them, it will make your own journey into delusion alot less self-loathing.) i stayed there for about 45 minutes and then left, but not before i got to hear “doctor’s order’s” by CAROL DOUGLAS and “night fever” by God’s gift to the dancefloor, THE BROTHERS GIBB. i headed out to PASADENA to pick up TIKO and check out the drag show at a dump called ENCOUNTERS. my friends, VIVA SEX and DELTA WURKE were performing. the “club” had no dressing room, so the girls had to do their costume changes at the backdoor that leads to the parking lot. there was also no spotlight, so during the duration of the show, which featured five performances, i held a high-powered battery operated flashlight on the girls to give the audience an opportunity to see them. all day friday, i was in bed with a light case of food poisoning, my first ever. the good news is that i think i may have lost a few pounds from the experience. thursday night, i went country line dancing in “the valley”, and then to a karaoke bar in WEST HOLLYWOOD. it was there that i realized my ears are too sensitive for karaoke. topped the evening off at a new club in HOLLYWOOD called TRABAJO, which featured some really hot “house music” at a deafening volume. wednesday, me and TOM (on crutches) checked out live performances by PATTI LABELLE, PATTI AUSTIN, CHAKA KHAN and STEPHANIE MILLS at the HOUSE OF BLUES. it was all in support of a gospel tribute album that they’re all featured on called CHURCH. i don’t remember what i did on tuesday, but i do remember that on monday i spoke with JONNO for two and a half hours on the telephone. i live in L.A. and he lives in NEW ORLEANS. i hate talking on the phone, but JONNO gives good phone. . | Permalink Tuesday, June 03, 2003 BETTER LETTERSGirl, you have GOT to see The Globe tabloid this week. Marie Osmond - Plastic Surgery? YOU Decide!. Chillle, Mother has been YANKED !! I mean full deluxe service. She now resembles a Cuban Transexual doing "Paper Roses" at a Asian Karaoke Bar. like she is now channeling a "show-girl" .doing an impersonation of herself. What the hell are people NOT thinking when they pull a stunt like this one? I have this recurring nightmare now since viewing said photo of Marie, where her, Michael Jackson, Bruce Jenner, Jocylene W. & Joan Rivers simultaneously jump from a limo throw their hands in the air and scream "Citizens of Earth!"............ Question of the Day: Why is that Timothy McVeigh, Eric Rudolph, & John Muhammed are all ex-Army Vets? A: Rent "The Manchurian Candidate" and find out . Hot Country Love, DJ Tennessee Hi Ru, I was hoping you could help me I'm a young TG who is close to having my surgery. I would love to have my breast done also but the expense of the surgery has been so overwheming that I can't afford both I was wondering if you could possibly see it in your heart to assist me in possibly a loan or something. One of your deareast admire's Hi, I really looked at your website and I feel that you are still hurting inside looking for the write answers. I can only pray that you find time to cryout to God and forget the fame and the fortune of the entertaining business and examine yourself. I feel you could of been the same star but in a different aspect. I look back by reading your bio that you placed yourself there so unfortantely you will get self centered reults. If you never hear from me again please Ru find an Apostolic doctrinated church home but last but not least please read Acts 2:38 this is the salvation passage for today it's all about remiiting your sins, removing them never to retun to them again. But overall I think you are a good person that's dealing with a real devil the inner you. love Juana DEAR RUPAUL HELLO I'AM 19 I'AM GAY BUT NOT WHAT YOU WOULD CALL A QUEEN BUT I HAVE SOME QUEEN INTRESTS LIKE MY MUSIC AND I TALK WITH A LISP I'VE GOTTEN RID OF ALL MY DIVA CDS AND I'VE BEEN TAKING SPEECH CLASSES TO BUTCH MY SELF UP MORE IT'S REALLY HARD I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE ANY ADVICE ON HOW TO MAKE MYSELF MORE BUTCHER??? . | Permalink 2009 RuCo, Inc.—All Rights Reserved |
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