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Wednesday, June 11, 2003 PHANTOM OF THE PARADISEi truly enjoy going to the country line dancing club, but i’ve seriously considered stopping because of “the phantom farter”. one of the weekly boot scootin’ regulars launches an air raid attack on us innocent honky tonkers with as much fire power as a nuclear weapon of mass destruction. i’m talkin’ toxic waste-skin burning-eye watering-no lye relaxer smelling farts. you know, the kind of farts that should be treated under medical supervision. maybe it’s more than one person doing it. maybe it’s the ritual of some secret society within the club, where all the members meet for dinner at TACO BELL, then high tail it over to the club to “light up” the dancefloor. thankfully, there are industrial size fans blowing oxygen onto the dancefloor for some relief, but i don’t know what else to do, short of wearing a gas mask to the club. POPCORN tonight marked the third night in a row that i went to the movies. i haven’t seen any of the summer blockbusters yet, but i will eventually. tonight i saw THE SHAPE OF THINGS, monday night was THE TRIP and sunday night was FRIENDS AND FAMILY. i enjoyed them all, but i particularly dug THE SHAPE OF THINGS. maybe tomorrow night i’ll see THE WHALE RIDER. IT’S ON-LINE SHOPPING FROM NOW ON i went to VIRGIN to buy the new ANNIE LENNOX album and the new LUTHER VANDROSS album, but they didn’t have the LUTHER. fuck VIRGIN ! it’s not the first time this has happened. meanwhile, the record companies and the retailers are complaining about loss sales to the internet. i ended up getting the ANNIE LENNOX, plus three ANITA O’DAY cd’s that i didn’t already have. that’s the last time they’ll see me darken their doors. no more listening to their hideous in-store music and trying to get information out of employees who are devoid of any knowledge of pop music history. . | Permalink 2009 RuCo, Inc.—All Rights Reserved |
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