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Friday, January 31, 2003

HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH...

...and it's called PETTICOAT POND. my travel agent, CLANCY, booked me on a tour of a magical land just outside PETTICOAT JUNCTION. click here and get lost in the possibilities.

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Tuesday, January 28, 2003

GROUNDHAG'S DAY

i'm sorry i kept you waiting, but i needed time to recharge my batteries. my reign of terror will resume after february 2nd.

sincerely, H.R.H. RuPaula Abdula Fortensky Lewenski Zeta-Jones lll
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Tuesday, January 14, 2003

TRAGEDY

the BROTHERS GIBB mean more to me than i can express in mere words. for me to say that i love their music would be a gross understatement. i live and breathe THE BEE GEE’S, and their musical contributions have enriched my life immeasurably. when i learned that MAURICE had made the transition, i was deeply saddened. graciously, he left behind a legacy that will live forever. my sadness quickly turned to anger after i read an online article calling THE BEE GEE’S a “70’s disco band”. four decades of masterful musicianship, ethereal harmonies, unforgettable melodies, songwriting skills on par with the greats ...and some hack news agency has the nerve to refer to THE BEE GEE’S as a “70’s disco band”. was the reporter trying to dumb down for the sake of the audience or was the reporter just plain dumb ? why would a brilliant, successful career that spans generations be pared down to “70’s disco band” ? why must everything be reduced to the lowest common denominator ?

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Monday, January 13, 2003

THIS YEAR'S BEST LETTER...SO FAR


Ru,
hi. my name is james. im 27. and you know what? i LOVE dicks!! my favorite
thing is sucking them. well that and having them in my ass. myself i have a
little one. when hard it's 5inches long and 2inches gerth. i love sucking
all kinds of dicks, but i really love the challenge of big thick nice
monster cocks! i love when i get my mouth on a big thick log of a dick, and
just lick all the way up. i would LOVE to suck your dick, ru. as a matter of
fact you have an open invitation whenever you want from now on to have your
dick sucked by me whenever you feel like it. as many times as you want
whenever you want. i bet it's a georgous one. how big is it? i would love to
see it! oh please show me your dick, ru! oh please! tell me how big it is so
i will know what size dildo to ram up my ass when i imagine myself being
fucked by you. is it possible to have too many dicks in your mouth at one
time? i think not! i love drinking sperm out of a nice juciy penis.
i need a dick to suck on.
love,
james

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