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Monday, April 29, 2002 T-BALLsaturday i drove to el segundo to watch my 6 year old nephew play baseball. actually they play a form of the game called t-ball, in which the batter is given the chance to hit the ball off of a big golf tee thingy (uncle ru is very well versed in sports). it was alot of fun and i wouldn’t have missed it for the world. everybody was cheering the little tykes on whether they hit or missed the ball, which reminded me make a mental note to apply that way of thinking to every aspect of life. we are all cute little tykes just trying to stay in the game, doing the best we can. ALLIGATOR BREAD after the t-ball game, we all reconverged over at my sister’s house where the conversation quickly turned to my latest obsession...alligator bread from victor benes bakery in gelsons supermarket. the first time i tasted it was at tom’s house three weeks ago and it hasn’t left my consciousness since. i got everybody so worked up that we had to load up the mini van and drive to marina del ray to get some “gator bread”. my whole family was in exstacy after the first bite. yesterday i called michelle visage and asked her if she had “ever tasted alligator bread?” she said “no”. “well hold on honey!” i said “ i’ll be over there in thirty minutes”. this all means only one thing, really... i need sex! badly! . | Permalink Wednesday, April 24, 2002 OUCH !my fucking back hurts beyond description. i can barely focus long enough to write a blog. the physical therapy helps for a couple of hours and then it’s return to the valley of the excedrin dolls. they shoot horses, don’t they ? . | Permalink Friday, April 19, 2002 SURELY, YOU JEST !i got an e-mail from her today and i was truly starstruck. i was almost as gobsmacked as when i got an e-mail from this goddess . ME TALK PRETTY... this afternoon i’m driving to escondido (near san diego) to hear HIM speak. i’ve read all of his books and i’m very excited to meet him (hopefully). . | Permalink Tuesday, April 16, 2002 THE CATWOMANmy friend tom sent me THIS LINK after he noticed all the jocelyne portraits i have throughout my house. i worship her. she is truly a genius. i wish there were more websites devoted to her. . | Permalink Saturday, April 13, 2002 BACK AND FORTHmy chiropractor took x-rays of my back and found the compacted vertebrae that’s causing my sciatic nerve to systematically make my life a living hell. he wants me to have physical therapy at his clinic in west l.a near tristar/columbia studios. if i do go to his clinic, that would mean i’d have to wake up before noon. yuck ! until then i’ll keep on taking nuprin (little, yellow, different) by the handful. SWIMSUIT EDITION i’m having alot of fun writing songs with my new friend tom. he’s a riot ! last night we wrote for a couple of hours and then we watched our favorite scenes from the movie GLITTER on dvd. we must have watched mariah’s opening scene twenty times. it’s the scene where she’s go-go dancing to OH BABE, WE’RE GONNA LOVE TONIGHT in a leopard bathing suit. the night before last, me and my friend taz rented ZARDOZ (1974) starring a very hot 44 year old sean connery. i loved it, especially him running around in thigh high boots and a red bikini brief. yum ! i think all movies should have it’s stars running around and go-go dancing in swimwear. . | Permalink Tuesday, April 09, 2002 KISS AND MAKE-UPalot of folks been writing in about wig and make-up tips. well, rather than going into it everytime someone asks, i usually refer them to my autobiography LETTIN IT ALL HANG OUT , which has a beauty chapter (available on this site in the ru-tique). but for ya’ll cheap ass niggaz who don’t wanna buy my book, here are a few tips. p.s i’m currently in the process of writing a beauty book. MAKE-UP there’s nothing i can tell you that will turn you into a genius make-up artist overnight. alls i can say is, get you some good brushes and practice. it doesn’t hurt to videotape or polaroid your experiments to study what works on you and what doesn’t. WIGS i wear custom made synthetic lace front wigs that give the appearance of hair growing out of my scalp. the wig maker measures my scalp and traces my natural hairline to fit my face. the lace is barely visible on stage and on film, but can be clocked in person. to wear wigs in everyday life, you must wear a full face of make-up or else it looks odd. wigs must be carefully washed and conditioned regularly with murphy’s oil soap. i rarely feature human hair wigs, because they do not hold the hairstyle as long as synthetics do. to find lace front wig makers in your area look in the yellow pages or click here. DRAG TIPS never wear high heels in soggy grass and never perm your own hair, but always do this. . | Permalink Thursday, April 04, 2002 TO BLOG...OR NOT TO BLOGi haven’t been in the mood to write anything lately, so i’ll attempt to bring ya’ll up to speed with my shit. it’s kinda funny that i’m not feeling bloggy at the same time that jonno decides to take a blog break. one would think that i was following jonno’s lead. well, one would be right. i worship the blogdamn ground that he walks on. BRING IT TO THE (MATZO) BALL last saturday night i was invited to a friend’s b-day party at the home of this hollywood producer . me and pj arrived fashionably late only to open the front door and see all the guests seated at tables and reading a script. as we took our seats, we suddenly realized that we were dead smack in the middle of a religious ceremony, a seder. had i known i was going to a b-day party / seder, i would have worn something other than the satanic, bone thugs ‘n harmony outfit that i was featuring. i had never been to a seder before and i was happy to finally experience it in this lifetime (because i thoroughly believe that i was a Jew in nazi germany in my last life). we chewed bitter herb, we put horsradish between pieces of flat bread, we lifted our glasses, we read passages, we did the whole she-bang. our hosts did a good job of explaining things to us pagans, but most of the story i already knew from seeing the movie THE TEN COMMANDMENTS. seated at our table were him and her . i spoke with her about the brilliant tv movie she produced about her mother and about the film she’s going to produce on this warhol superstar . | Permalink Tuesday, April 02, 2002 HIGHLY RECOMMENDEDi saw THIS FILM last week at the cinema and i loved it. it made me want to go to india and wear gorgeous fabrics and henna my whole body. and trust me, the words WANT TO GO TO INDIA have never spilled out of my mouth before. it was the best new film i’ve seen this year. i rented THIS FILM and it had me howling. it’s a spoof on genre of film that was a mainstay of my growing up years, and because of that, some younger folks might not find the humor in it. . | Permalink 2009 RuCo, Inc.—All Rights Reserved |
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