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Friday, February 25, 2005

LUCKY BITCHES

i knew that JOAN COLLINS would be calling on the phone today, but i had absolutely no reason to believe that she would ever come up to our studio in person. well, that's exactly what she did! our producer's plan was to surprise me, and boy, did he ever...i was gobsmacked! we were live, on the air and MICHELLE was in the middle of her entertainment scoop when ALEXIS MORELL CARRINGTON COLBY DEXTER ROWAN walked in. i immediately started screaming! i couldn't believe it! in fact, they were all prepared with digital cameras to catch my unravelling. i've met all the greats except for JOAN, who was there to promote her new novel MISFORTUNE'S DAUGHTERS. we all spent a wonderful hour in the company of a gracious, sassy, gorgeous creature called JOAN. i could've spent a lifetime with her. she is so fucking captivating! i do believe my list is complete.

JUST WHITNEY

i popped into the WHITNEY MUSEUM to use the restroom (too much water at the gym) and decided to check out the collection since i was there. within 10 minutes, i fell madly in love with EDWARD HOPPER. i had seen his work before, but this time it just worked my pussy overtime. i feel like such a late blooming, art loving dork because everybody loves his shit. i guess it's hard for me to admit that i'm just like everybody else.

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