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Monday, May 19, 2003

SHARING THE LOVE

to commemorate CHER”S 57th birthday (her actual b-day is on may 20), i had about 30 people over to my house for dinner and a rousing game of “cherades”. the invite read as follows :

Charades night this Saturday, May 17th, 2003 8:00pm @ Ru’s

We’re celebrating Cher’s birthday, without her, with a very special “Cherades” night.
Be prepared to do a round of “Cherades” based on all things Cher.

Also, all guests’ names will be put into a hat and one random guest will be chosen to be our “surprise birthday winner.” That person will be serenaded with “Happy Birthday,” get to blow out the candles on the birthday cake and receive gifts. Please bring a wrapped gift, under $10, for our randomly chosen surprise birthday winner.
Please RSVP and/or call if you need more details.

we covered the dining room walls with color xeroxed photos from CHER”S tour books, and played non-stop CHER music all night long. CHER (or SCAR, as my friend DAVID refers to her) would be thoroughly appalled.

BILLY B. was randomly chosen as our surprise birthday winner, but the biggest surprise of the evening was MICHELLE VISAGE’s hot ass body. i couldn’t believe it. during her two pregnancies, she gained a few “el-bee’s”. now, she’s back to being the snatched, uber-cheekboned goddess that used to co-host my show on VH-DUMB.

another highlight of the evening was the appearance of MISS SHARON MITCHELL. SHARON was, in my opinion, the best female performer in the history of the adult film industry . she left the business to start a non-profit organization called AIM , which provides health care for sex workers. in fact, when i appeared on THE WEAKEST LINK, the charity i played for was AIM. i absolutely adore SHARON. she’s a lovely person.

ROBYN CRAWFORD dropped by, too. we had never met before, but i fell in love with her instantly. two years ago, she resigned as president of WHITNEY’s NIPPY INC. , to start her own company.

my team was called THE PETITE PLUS SIZE MODELS, and TOM’s team was called THE EAGER BEAVERS. i’m proud to say that the PETITE PLUS’ won the evening.
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