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Thursday, March 27, 2003 JONNO: ECLECTIC CRUISE DIRECTORit’s been two years since my friend MICHAEL ROURKE introduced me to the genius of JONNO.COM , and since then my life has never been the same. i actually met JONNO once in 1990 at a nightclub in nyc, but i can barely remember the encounter because i was in a “ K-HOLE ” at the time. every time i visit JONNO.COM, i’m transported to magical places (via his links), that i would have never thought to go to, had i not been a devotee of this pied piper of the web. in an effort to be more like my internet idol, i’ve constructed this entry to be a fascinating ride through cyber space. are you too busy to take time off from “work” to travel all the way to TIJUANA, MEXICO for silicone injections in your ass ? well, CLICK HERE and achieve the taste of womana you desire without having to step one (size 14) foot on an airplane. tired of biased news coverage of the war in IRAQ ? THIS SITE offers all you really need to know about GEORGE W’s war. are you like me ? never been a big fan of comic books ? well, it’s time to flip the script superfriend ! THIS STRIP will make you do just that...strip! have you recently left the east coast and moved west ? do you long for the summertime delights that east coast beaches have to offer ? then slip on a pair of virtual SPEEDO’S and bask in the glow of THIS TREASURE . special thanks to mathu, ARIGOLD.COM , efren sifuentes and tracy j. holman. oh, and happy birthday, LAMBS . . | Permalink 2009 RuCo, Inc.—All Rights Reserved |
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