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Sunday, March 23, 2003

FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE FORESKIN

tonight, i had about 30 people over to my house for a “charades party”. the monthly event was made different tonight by 2 new additions to the festivities. the first was a random surprise birthday celebration. as guests arrive, i write their names down on a piece of paper and put it in a bowl. then, after dinner i gather everyone around the dining room table, bring out a cake with lit candles on it and have my guest sing HAPPY BIRTHDAY. when it gets to the part in the song where the birthday person’s name is sung, we all pause while i put my hand in the before mentioned bowl, pull out a name and read it aloud, then finish out the song. the randomly selected birthday person gets to blow out the candles and receive gifts. tonight’s birthday person was my friend, DEJON. boy, he was beau coup excited to be chosen. one of the several gifts he received was a DVD of WISEGIRLS starring MARIAH CAREY (courtesy of MICHELLE VISAGE, who gave me a stack of them last week). as JOELLE and i were planning the party, the idea to have a random birthday surprise just came to me. from now on it will be a tradition.

the second new feature to my “games night” is a round of charades using the titles of real or made up porno movies. as the invitation phone calls were made, guests were asked to bring with them 2 porno titles that spoof mainstream hollywood movies, such as SHAVING RYAN’S PRIVATE’S or MONSTER BALLS. this evening, after the usual fun filled round of charades with multiple categories such as films, books, plays, songs, tv shows and musical theater, we christened the all new “porno only round”. it was absolutely hilarious !!! we were all on the floor busting up! some of the funniest and most memorable titles of the night were RUMPLEFORESKIN, GANG BANGS OF NEW YORK, FORESKIN GUMP, A FEW GOOD HYMEN, CHITTY CHITTY GANG BANG, HONEY, I BLEW THE KIDS, HOW THE WEST WAS HUNG, LORD OF THE COCK RING, I KNOW WHO YOU BLEW LAST SUMMER, SCHLONG BLADE, HOMO ALONE 2 : LOST IN YOUR ASS, BEVERLY HILLS COCK, RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARSE , BOUND FOR GLORY HOLES, WHEN HARRY ATE SALLY, GUESS WHO’S CUMMING AT DINNER, WHO’S EATING GILBERT GRAPE, I CREAM OF JEANNIE, I DREAM OF WEENIE, MY BIG FAT GREEK COCK, BLACK COCK DOWN, YOU’VE GOT SHE-MALE, ANAL ATTRACTION, ANNIE GET YOUR CUM, BREAKFAST IS TIFFANY and the hands down favorite of the evening: A FIST CALLED WANDA.

i’m sure everyone who was here tonight is at home making a list for next month, so do me a favor and send me some titles that i can astound my guest with in april.

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