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Friday, October 11, 2002

YANKED

i was tickled today, by the thought of the fictitious tv show that me and my friend TENNESSEE dreamed up called YANKS. every week, it would star different celebrities who have been yanked or “touched” by an angel ..i.e gone under a plastic surgeons knife. TENN gets on the phone and says (with his best radio announcers voice) “this friday on the season premiere of YANKS...” and then he rattles off a list of scars...oh, um...i mean stars. tonight, i started to fantasize about a weird, freaky friday, cinderella occurrence where all the plastic surgery in the world reversed, and all the retouching in photographs came undone, and then all the AUTO-TUNING on records disappeared. dear lord, what a scary thought. can you imagine a J-LO record without AUTO-TUNING ?

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