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Tuesday, September 03, 2002

MY FRIEND TENNESSEE SENT ME THIS FUNNY NOTE


Recently Whitney Houston made a request at an Atlanta hotel @ 5am for a large box of Arm and Hammer Baking Soda (baking soda can be used to "free base" cocaine) which led to scandalous rumors about her accelerated drug use when in fact:

*She was in the middle of baking oatmeal cookies
*scouring her tub
*finding relief from heartburn
*freshening her cat box
*boosting her laundry detergent
*about to have a bath
*whitening her teeth
*neutralizing the Ph balance in the hotel pool
*freshening the in room refrigerator
*providing a quick and easy clean up for a hallway water spill

to insinuate anything else is just ludicrous............. Tennessee.

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