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Friday, March 08, 2002 ONE PART BEYONCE, TWO PARTS J-LOjust got back from san francisco an hour ago. i did my nightclub act for a private party last night and had a great time. last night also marked the first time i performed wearing the new look that i sport on the opening page of this website. straight blond hair parted down the middle and tight bell bottom jeans. i’ve always poo-poo’d the idea of wearing pants while in drag because a) i’ve got a great pair of sticks, why cover them ? and b) DUH...they make me look like a man ! the reason i’ve changed my philosophy is because of the fine work that the people over at DuPONT LABORATORIES have done. mathu carved me up a fine pair of foam rubber hips ala BEYONCE and kolby went to downtown L.A to pick me up the new J-LO padded ass ! now all my niggaz look at me and say DAMN, BITCH ! BABY GOT BACK !!! and yes, i do look suspiciously alot like CHER’S current look, but what of it ? (all good things on this planet originate from CHER anyway) i’m going to bed early tonight because i have a 6am call time to the set of SON OF THE BEACH, the BAYWATCH parody show produced by HOWARD STERN. i play a character named HEINOUS ANOS, who is trying to turn the world gay, scientifically. the episode i’m in is called THE GAYTRIX . it’s a take-off of the movie THE MATRIX. my character wears all black and i’m not in drag. too bad, because they’re all gonna miss out on a fabulous piece of ass. tee hee. . | Permalink 2009 RuCo, Inc.—All Rights Reserved |
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