        |
||||
 |
Thursday, March 21, 2002 LONG IN THE TOOTHone of the many gorgeous aspects of getting older is surgical maintenance. today, i had the pleasure of oral surgery ! and let me tell you, it was a goddamn laugh riot ! actually, it wasn’t really as bad as it could’ve been (as i type this blog with one hand on the keypad and one hand holding an ice pack to my face). truth be told, i have a high tolerance for pain. a tolerance built up by spending the first 15 hideous years of my life in san di(fucking)ego. nothing compares to the pain i endured there. the worst part of today’s procedure was the cold water they used to irrigate my mouth. my teeth can’t take the cold. other than that, there was no problem. my dentist replaced bone and did a tissue graph, as i laid there with my headphones blasting cher’s new album LIVING PROOF. come to think of it, every time i’ve had something “done”, i’m listening to a cher album. i guess it’s my sonic mantra...i can turn back time...i can turn back time. my dentist will eventually do my whole mouth. he did my right upper quadrant this afternoon and my upper left 6 weeks ago, thus leaving only my bottom to explore next time. tee hee. i had a black eye and a swollen face from the surgery 6 weeks ago and i fully expect the same this time. a perfect look for the superduper megastar’s birthday bash i’m invited to this saturday in malibu. i’ll give you a clue : her actual b-day is march 26. . | Permalink 2009 RuCo, Inc.—All Rights Reserved |
Appearances |
||
