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Wednesday, February 20, 2002

I GET SHe-MAILS

RuPaul,

I don't wanna write "retarded" across my forehead.....but I'm totally
in the dark when you use the word "SNATCHED"..........Is this a drag term
I've managed to miss? or is it a Afro-American term that I've missed?
Marvin

marvin,
"snatched" means that a persons look is really pulled together.
a body can be snatched from working out at the gym.
a face can be snatched from visiting dr. hoefflin.
ru.

Ru,
It was so great to talk to you last nite- like being a member of a club where everyone understands my humor and can relate to a 37 yr old man counting the number of times Cher licks her lips and flips her hair on any given day. Get the knot tied in the blondage,girl! Can we talk for a moment about Bachelor#1 Mario Lopez? Is he a member of our choir? A latte sippin disco dancin Streisand ticket holdin friend of Dorothy's? What da dealie yo? The mid morning talk show "The Other Half" he hosts with Dick Clark and the most stank annoying human on this earth next to Devil Head Bush, Danny Bonaduce, is slipping worse than a bad facelift. I have to place mi corazon Mario along with The Rock, Prince Naseem Hamed, & Jorge Posada in the "They wont make the movie you WANT to see file".Mario seems like such a sweetie and Im sure he gets more pussy than 9Lives but one can dream ,rite? Any Mario sightings lately in La La Land? do tell. Going to buy the Cher album at HMV for the bonus track and to make sure she gets her .00001% royalty payment. "Living Proof" has really grown on me and I love almost all tracks. The girls at titty bar agree. Randy wrote me back and expressed interest in the footage I have from Slimelight. Larry Tee was on page 6 of the NY post today for playing "SuperModel" at his Lux club when Naomi Campbell walked in which promptly caused Missy to high tail outta there. OOPS! I caught a couple of seconds of Live! with Regis and Kelly the other day and didnt think it humanly possible to find a more stank clueless fembot than La Gifford but it looks as if they have succeeded with Kelly the Ripa. OY! What a windbag shicksa- Cue the sniper. God what a delicious fantasy we had with "If I Ruled the Oscars"
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Academy for your Consideration:
Best Actor: Rip Taylor for "Cheech & Chongs Things Are Tuff All Over"
Best Actress: Lucille Ball for "Super Password Plus"
Best Supporting Actor: Charles Nelson Reilly for Match Game '74
Best Supporting Actress: LaWanda Page for "Shakes The Clown"
Best Director: Nancy Walker for "Cant Stop the Music"
Lifetime Achievement Award: Farrah Fawcett for "Great Balls O' Comfort"
Best Documentary : Johnny XtrvaGanza for Geraldo: The Agony & The Extacy .
Girl I could go on ............. Keep on doing what you do best- Lurve
Tennessee.
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Posted by Ru on Wednesday, February 20, 2002 at Wednesday, February 20, 2002 | Permalink

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