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Tuesday, December 04, 2001 today i will only be addressed as,H.R.H RuPaula Abdul Fortensky-Lewinsky Extravaganza Zeta-Jones III i’m really loving the new cher album “living proof”. it’s been playing non-stop in my jacked up, tricked out, white, 1999 dodge grand caravan, with chrome rims and tinted windows. don’t come a knockin, if my minivan’s a rockin ! cher sounds great on all the tracks on the album. she sounds great on all the tracks NOT on the album. i like to imagine what cher would sound like singing other peoples tracks on albums, like elton john’s “i guess that’s why they call it the blues”. wouldn’t that be kick-ass? go ahead, sing that song in “sir lady char-char’s” voice, it’s awesome! now try “jaded” by aerosmith. oh sweet freedom, this is paradise !!! in fact, all songs sound totally narley and killer if sung in cher’s voice, just ask eddie vedder or that black guy from “hootie and the blowfish”. i love to drive around hollywood like a wacked out soccer mom in my dodge minivan, singing songs from every genre of music, the way cher would sing them. here is a list of songs that rock endlessly, if sung in HER voice : 1) “hit me baby, one more time” ......... britney 2) “what about love” ........... heart 3) “ flashdance...what a feeling !”........irene cara 4) “how do i live”........trisha yearwood 5) “don’t let the sun go down on me”...... elton | Permalink 2009 RuCo, Inc.—All Rights Reserved |
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