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Saturday, December 08, 2001 SNATCHED FOR THE GODSi really love the idea of having a face lift and i'm obsessed with all plastic surgery, but the actual reality of having it done is freaky as shit. i saw this program on the 'discovery channel' that showcased some botched full service augmentations and it scared the botox out of me!! it'd be a different story for me if i lived my life in drag, but i don't. i mean, being a queen and being snatched go together, but i can't ever remember seeing a man ,who's pumping daytime realness and not wearing any make up, look unspookable with a paid in full - pull. i have x-ray vision when it comes to plastic surgery and if you don't want to be clocked for having your tits, lips and eyes done, don't come around me. i'm like roddy piper in that john carpenter movie 'they live', except i don't need those sunglasses he wears to identify the aliens. but don't get me wrong, i would never say anything to your ah... face. plus i don't think the objective with this 'new race of people' is to be unspookable . i've always been told that one gets their first 'mini - lift' at age 36, while the skin still has enough elastasin to withstand the trauma of surgery. if that's true, i'm way past due. black may not crack, but it sho' do droop!! can you tell who's been "touched by an angel" ? here is a list of men who may or may not have been tugged a time or two . test your skills at finding and loving the alien . michael douglas, sylvester stallone, mickey rourke, tim allen, dick clark, bob dole, alan thicke, bob eubanks, robert stack, leslie nielsen, johnny cash, kenny rodgers, chuck norris, burt reynolds, porter wagoner, barry manilow, zigfried and roy, wayne newton, william shatner, george hamilton, . | Permalink 2009 RuCo, Inc.—All Rights Reserved |
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