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Tuesday, December 04, 2001 sexy mensevery year people magazine comes out with its “ the sexiest man alive” issue and every year i have issues with their issue. they always put some sterile, vanilla sky looking, non-threatening, coiffed up the wazoo, public relations darling on the cover ,who also happens to have a new movie coming out. in my opinion, that’s oh so tired and boring, and not at all cute or clever. so here is a partial list of sexy devils that make me wanna say ‘praise the lord and pass the lotion’! 1) matthew modine - i don’t know why, but this mofo wrecks my nerves. 2) ed o’neill - i always hated the show “married with children”, but i’d never miss an episode. i’d just turn the sound down and put my cell phone on vibrate. 3) ernie hudson - in fact, the entire cast of hbo’s “oz”, especially that black guy who wore the scull cap cocked to the side of his head. 4) leon - he played jesus in demonna’s “like a prayer” video. 5) michael rappaport - i dig him most when he has a little extra weight on. that nasty red hair drives me crazy. 6) costas mandylor - i love anything austrailian. 7) dolph lundgren - ouch !!! 8) jeff bridges - a sweet sensative man with big nipples and a belly. yum. 9) henry simmons - black guy from “nypd blue”. i’m just keepin it real. ya know what i’m saying ? 10) aaron eckhart - at his chunky best in “your friends and neighbors”. chubby chasers of the world unite !!! | Permalink 2009 RuCo, Inc.—All Rights Reserved |
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